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(443): View more from Maryland

Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.

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(914): View more from New York

Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.

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(817): View more from Texas

would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?

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(905): View more from Ontario

If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.

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(904): View more from Florida

the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless

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(310): View more from California

It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal

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(301): View more from Maryland

I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

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(773): View more from Illinois

So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.

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