Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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