home. puking in laundry basket.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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