I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Pants are for mortals
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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