She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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