so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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