I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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