I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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