God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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