My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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