If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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