whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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