What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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