Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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