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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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