dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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