I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
the day after is always just damage control
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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