So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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