Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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