so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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