Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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