Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
