normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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