Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
