All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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