What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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