Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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