you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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