Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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