So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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