My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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