Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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