Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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