Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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