But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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