Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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