8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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