some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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