This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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