Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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