and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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