why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.