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  I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We got so high we made milksteak

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.

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• (925): View more from California

  is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.

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• (805): View more from California

  The air was thick with penises

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"

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  Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.

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  Still. Make it happen

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples

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