yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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