Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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