Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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