we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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