Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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