So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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