You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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