Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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