Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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